That awkward moment when your drunk heroin addicted friend pulls a knife in the pub and starts demanding drinks off strangers

I've had words about David before, and this past Friday proved he remains just as unfathomable and socially intolerable as always. Naturally his rampage with a knife, assault of our friend Ritchie with an ashtray, and refusal to urinate anywhere other than over the back gate of the pub resulted in his ejection from the premises, but I can't help but feel with all this freakish drug-induced behavior he's on his way towards becoming front page news... oh yeah, that would make two of my friends.

David climbing over the gate. The Purple Turtle, Reading.

David and Ben listening to music. The Purple Turtle, Reading.

Ben

David brandishing his knife and requesting a drink

David going elsewhere to brandish his knife and request drink

David sat with a group of people no-one knows

Ritchie and Ben

David sat topless with a group no-one knows

David and a young couple

Ritchie and a kid who weirdly turns out to live 4 doors down from me

David smoking in The Purple Turtle, Reading.